In this scene, our Japanese/British fireball Chastity Chiba teaches a bad guy a lesson about fooling around with a cop's wife.
Chastity Chiba marched onto the car lot like an intercontinental
missile homing in on its target. She
stopped halfway across the lot and scanned the entire outdoor area. Not seeing the man she was after, she shifted
her attention to an unoccupied salesman.
He opened his mouth to speak, but she was faster.
"Where's Marty."
"Did you want to buy a car, miss?"
"No," Chastity said.
"I just need to talk to Marty."
"He's kind of busy right now," the man said. "I thought I could help you in the
meantime. Were you thinking two doors or
four?"
Chastity raised her right hand and pinched the man's larynx
between her thumb and forefinger. He
moved backward until his spine smacked a car.
She leaned him backward as far as the car allowed, staring into his
frightened eyes.
"I need to talk to Marty about the fact that I have very
strong opinions about adultery. The man
is destroying a family and I intend to put a stop to that. Now, you tell me where he is, and you get to
breathe some more."
"Closing room," the salesman said, waving a frantic hand
at the left side of the building.
"They let that clown close his own deals?" Ruby withdrew her hand and watched the
salesman slide to the ground, leaning back against the car. He had one hand at his throat but his
breathing sounded normal. He'd be
fine. She started to apologize, but
realized that she wouldn't mean it.
Instead she just marched into the building.
It was warmer inside, but not by much. Chastity detected the faux vanilla scent that
some expert had convinced the world was the smell that made people relaxed and
more prone to buy. She knew about the
offices to her right, and the restroom at the front of the building. To her left, a large glassed-in area held
shiny new cars, somehow seeming larger and more impressive just because they
were indoors. If this place was like
every other auto dealership she had been in, the closing rooms would be just
beyond the showrooms. Heading toward
that side of the building, Chastity allowed herself one final rational thought. She wondered if Francine might have the
courage to follow her.
The first door Chastity pulled open showed her what she wanted to
see. Marty sat on one side of a table,
writing on a purchase order. The couple
sitting opposite him looked up, startled, when Chastity walked in. Marty's reaction was more anger than
surprise.
"You'll have to wait a bit, miss," he said. "We'll be finished here in a few
minutes."
"You're finished now," Chastity said, then, to the
couple, "do you really want to buy a car from a guy who's breaking up a
family by screwing the wife? Get out of
here." She hooked a thumb toward
the door and stepped further into the room.
The two nodded and rose to go.
"Hey wait, don't listen to her," Marty said, standing.
Chastity shoved Marty back into his seat. "Pay attention while I deliver the
message. It's a four-part process."
"You crazy bitch," Marty said, standing again. "You just cost me almost five thousand
dollars."
Chastity ignored Marty's comment.
"First, the attention phase."
With that, she slammed the middle knuckle of the middle finger of her
right hand straight out into Mary's solar plexus. As the air flew out of his overstuffed
belly, Marty seemed to shrink like a deflating Thanksgivings Day balloon. His knees wobbled and this time he fell back
into his chair.
"Now, the setting. I
think we'll go to the scene of the crime."
Chastity grabbed a handful of Marty's stringy brown hair and
twisted. He screeched, but came to his
feet as she pulled. His breath came in
short sharp gasps and he emitted a long whine as she pulled him through the
door.
Chastity had almost hoped that Marty would take a swing at her but
to her disappointment, her judgment of him proved correct. Shock and surprise had rendered him a
whining, helpless child. She dragged him
across the showroom floor much as she guessed his mother did years ago. Halfway to her destination, one of the
managers looked up from his desk.
"Hey, what the hell is going on here?"
"Marty's been a bad boy," Chastity threw over her
shoulder. "He's being
punished."
Hearing the manager's voice, Marty grabbed the hand pulling his
hair and locked his legs. Chastity
slammed her right heel down on Marty's foot, piercing his shoe and possibly his
flesh as well. Marty howled like a schoolgirl
and Chastity continued to drag him across the room.
At the bathroom door she swung him inside, stepped in behind him
and locked the door. Marty stood with
his back and both hands pressed against the far wall as if he were bracing to
take off. The small room smelled of the
male salesmen's poor aim. She knew it
was a man's bathroom because the seat was in the up position. It was dim and dingy, and the fact that Marty
had taken Francine there for their hurried trysts made her feel for all
womankind somehow. Marty's face showed
that he still didn't get it.
"What the hell is your problem, bitch?" he screeched,
raising a wall of false bravado that Chastity blew down with a casual
look. She stood with hands on hip, and
one of those hips cocked upward. When
she spoke, her hard-edged voice was cold, betraying the slightest Japanese
accent.
"Now, the actual message.
The hateful plan you hatched with Mrs. Brooks to defraud her husband is
over. So is your affair. In fact, you will not see her again under any
circumstances. You don't want to
consider the consequences of continuing this behavior. Do you understand?"
Marty's eyes darted left and right as he tried to speak, but
interrupted himself several time.
"How did you… you can't just… who the hell… what are you, a cop or
something?"
Chastity found herself disgusted that any woman would find this crème-filled doughnut with a head attractive. He was taller than she, and probably twice
her weight, yet he cowered as she walked toward him. Her tiny fists were curled at her sides
"And now we seal the lesson into your brain." She stopped for a few seconds to give Marty
one last chance to be a man.
But this was no man. It was
a cornered animal that swung a fist at Chastity's face with a guttural roar of
desperation. He swung with all his
strength and all his weight behind the punch, as he would have if he were
fighting a man.
He might have even hurt her if he'd had a chance of actually
hitting her. Chastity leaned back out of
the arc of Marty's punch and raised her right foot up, stamping out into his
gut. While Marty deflated again she
grabbed his hair to pull him forward.
This time she snap kicked his left knee.
Marty dropped hard, his knees cracking onto the floor tiles.
Marty had less than a second to say, "No," before
Chastity yanked him forward, leaning hard to press his face into the
toilet. It took all her weight to keep
him in place for ten long seconds, which she thought was just about enough to
make sure her message stayed clear in his brain. It would be set in stone while he sat there,
on his knees, in front of the bowl after she was gone.
It was no surprise to Chastity that she felt better after taking
direct action against the insidious enemy.
Now she was fully prepared for her next errand, as directed by Gorman.